with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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