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  • 75 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:47am

    9:25 is right, op is not getting any, he's jerking off in his mom's basement with a piece of rabbit fur.

  • 78 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:48am

    I agree. His dick hurts from jerking off to girls he could not and still can't fuck from high school

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:20pm

    I think I saw a TFLN from one of OP's old girlfriends: "Why does my lame Ex keep calling me ?"

  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:01pm

    There is probably only 1 old high school girlfriend and she still wont give him anything more than a finger bang !! And by the way, what does OP mean ??

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:33am

    they see me trollin, they hatin

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:32pm

    I hope by "fucking" he means "getting rejected by while making desperate drunken phone calls at 3 am" and by "Old high school girlfriends" he means "hot bitches he wishes he went out with in high school" No one gets tired of sex. No one.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:48am

    if the pussy is still clean and not all used up, what's the problem??

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:31am

    Lame, OP. We know you're not getting any.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 6:39pm

    you're a virgin, but nice try

  • 57 57
    Submitted by epcb7 on Jan 22, 10 at 6:07pm

    Um, OP...go back to whatever lame college you come from and leave the 805 girls to those of us who live here. If you don't like doing 'em, WE SURE DO.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:17pm

    Haha I thought I was the only one.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:17pm

    U must be desperate if ur fucking old high school friends. you have no game.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:45pm

    The OP sounds like quite a douche bag.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:20pm

    haha girls dont put out in ventura? wtf

  • 54 62
    Submitted by tjones8 on Jan 13, 10 at 4:36am

    Pucci?

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:17am

    ...and by "fcking my old school girlfriends" I mean "roughing up the suspect in the guest bathroom".

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:18am

    Some of the BEST PUSSY I ever got was with an old GF on Christmas break.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:00pm

    This has been my break, except OPs gfs must suck if he's ready for break to be over.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:32am

    At least you're getting some

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:07am

    Can I have their phone number

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:25pm

    for dec 30 10 am ^ l

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:21am

    Oh stfu, I hate people like this..

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:20am

    "I spent my Christmas break having rampant sex with numerous sluts from 3 years ago, my life is so horrible."

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:34pm

    oh really "girlfriends"

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:36am

    Bitch get out of my town unless ur hot then send the fuck storm to dp next

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:43pm

    strange is much better than familiar.....

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:08pm

    Op means original poster

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:23am

    You say its your birthday?

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:28am

    This just happened to me.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:31pm

    girls do not put out in ventura...op is lying

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:24am

    weird...i love fucking my high school boyfriend over break. maybe it helps that he's military and i'm a sucker for the uniform. or maybe it's cause he has a big dick and knows how to use it. it's awesome.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:42pm

    So you prefer getting some "strange" rather than getting some "familiar"

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:24am

    That was my thanksgiving break...