I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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