There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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