Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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