She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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