with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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