seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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