need another drink. this is the easiest way
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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