i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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