Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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