He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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