Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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