Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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