I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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