they need to just BURY HIM!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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