if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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