Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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