That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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