I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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