those asking "how do you not know how much length you're getting" are most likely virgins. it means at times her boyfriend/fuck buddy might want to stick his entire length in her, or maybe half, or sometimes just the head. there are plenty of boys with different style.
Really? A man with a magical penis that changes length? You're not into that? This joke is really funnier in the original form you stole it from when it's about men in general, not your boyfriend.
A guys dick changes size based on the amount of blood in it at that time. Sometimes it can be huge hanging there and others it can be tiny. Anybody that doesnt know that is either an unexperienced girl or a guiy whose dick is to small to notice any change
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Boner length can also vary from night to night, anyway. Dude could be too drunk to get it all the way up one night, having a raging hard-on the next night and by tryin' to RAM disk his 3 1/2" floppy on Tuesday.
I used to have a T-shirt that said basically the same thing.
Except it was
"Cowboys and Snow storms, you never know..." etcetc
Not original. Even almost.
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