guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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