She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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