My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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