i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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