just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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