I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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