She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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