Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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