he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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