I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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