Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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