are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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