How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
bring money and cleavage
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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