If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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