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  • 173 54
    Submitted by RMS1044 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:24pm
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    "You're still here?"

  • 144 77
    Submitted by fyizzle on Jun 29, 10 at 4:14pm
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    "I have AIDS" would be funny too.

  • 121 57
    Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 29, 10 at 7:32pm
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    "where's my sandwich?"

  • 114 50
    Submitted by zealous on Jun 29, 10 at 4:49pm
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    I get the feeling 301 wanted to hear I love you. The actual response was awesome, though.

  • 112 71
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:34pm
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    You're too loose.

  • 105 65
    Submitted by oliviababi on Jun 29, 10 at 6:36pm
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    what the fuck...

    • 70 54
      Submitted by douchemonger on Jun 29, 10 at 9:11pm
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      Only more of a 'What. The. Fuck.'

  • 106 70
    Submitted by brittlestar on Jun 29, 10 at 7:01pm
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    Time's up, NEXT!

  • 97 60
    Submitted by Lugnut81 on Jun 29, 10 at 5:40pm
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    who are you?

  • 94 82
    Submitted by Dutchess_Archer on Jun 29, 10 at 9:18pm
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    "Just the tip?"

  • 84 66
    Submitted by koenig on Jun 29, 10 at 10:53pm
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    Plan b please

  • 69 40
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 9:26pm
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    Who are you?

  • 88 86
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 29, 10 at 4:24pm
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    I got this from a friend. I responded with "Hogging covers. Stop."

  • 96 105
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jun 29, 10 at 4:12pm
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    Get me pretzels

  • 76 67
    Submitted by nicky9988 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:06pm
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    Rofl that's great

  • 66 49
    Submitted by squeaks883 on Jun 30, 10 at 10:19am
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    spread them again

  • 68 53
    Submitted by letsfuckshittup on Jun 30, 10 at 12:57am
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    Fuck. Not again.

  • 74 69
    Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 30, 10 at 2:47pm
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    Holly crap....or is it holy crap? Oh who gives a shit....that was phukkin funny!!

  • 69 61
    Submitted by footballplayer on Jun 30, 10 at 1:02am
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    Ho ly shit.

  • 54 43
    Submitted by bigd14 on Jun 29, 10 at 11:56pm
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    "touch my cock" would have been funny as hell.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jun 30, 10 at 12:25pm
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    "My money, please"

  • 61 61
    Submitted by ivybear on Jul 1, 10 at 11:42am
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    "Who are you?" or "Whats you name?"

  • 68 76
    Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Jun 29, 10 at 10:04pm
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    Did you faht?

  • 60 61
    Submitted by missy917 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:37pm
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    Ouch.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 30, 10 at 8:50am
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    " aarrrggghh my eye" no?? Sorry flashbacks.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Spark228 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:35am
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    Make a sandwich

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 9:25pm
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    I need pretzels!!!

  • 63 72
    Submitted by sneaky1 on Jun 29, 10 at 5:00pm
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    this is seriously amazing.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous_1993 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:46am
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    "This never happened"

  • 54 56
    Submitted by motoxdad on Jun 29, 10 at 7:14pm
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    Damn!! Ur fuckly!!

  • 55 59
    Submitted by inker on Jun 30, 10 at 2:26am
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    That's my pilow!

  • 61 71
    Submitted by the_game on Jun 30, 10 at 1:44am
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    Lost the game...

  • 56 62
    Submitted by gabbylala on Jun 30, 10 at 11:26am
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    "what the fuck"

  • 55 60
    Submitted by willmus on Jun 30, 10 at 1:07am
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    Where's my dog

  • 63 76
    Submitted by crazymonkey85 on Jun 29, 10 at 5:47pm
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    Go fuck yourself?

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 11:24pm
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    What the f***k??

  • 43 38
    Submitted by terminatorsrox on Jan 22, 11 at 2:39pm
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    "Your a gnome"

  • 59 70
    Submitted by XZero on Jun 29, 10 at 9:39pm
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    Best response ever on tfln!!!!

  • 50 54
    Submitted by casemaster on Jul 2, 10 at 6:25pm
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    Ive had better.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 29, 10 at 9:50pm
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    That was hot.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 5:38pm
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    Best TFLN by FAR!!!! <3

  • 44 45
    Submitted by SAC_o_LOVE on Aug 22, 10 at 8:38pm
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    Your sisters better

  • 55 67
    Submitted by britney09 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:03am
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    Lol excellent answers people!!! 

  • 58 74
    Submitted by msenna1077 on Jun 30, 10 at 3:29pm
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    Let's fuck again?

  • 50 59
    Submitted by wickedstoned on Jul 2, 10 at 7:33pm
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    This guy has class!!! I have found a new role model

  • 56 79
    Submitted by canonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 5:59pm
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    "between us, FOREVER" *removes dick from his ass*

  • 50 74
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:19pm
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    "my dick itches" "not tight enough" "up YOUR ass"... Many other things... "I love you -cough-"

  • 55 85
    Submitted by skullcrusher on Jul 3, 10 at 10:10am
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    not this again!

  • 26 29
    Submitted by Bigfoots_Dick on Jul 4, 11 at 11:49pm
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    Whoops, broke condom

  • 45 67
    Submitted by mookie124 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:38pm
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    Fuck my life

  • 61 101
    Submitted by rockstaar on Jun 29, 10 at 4:08pm
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    gtfo

  • 52 103
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 29, 10 at 4:09pm
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    How about "your fucking ugly"

  • 18 37
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 20, 11 at 8:14pm
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    What's your name?

  • 5 13
    Submitted by grubbsj2 on Jun 6, 12 at 3:29pm
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    Seconds, or leave

  • 65 145
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 4:06pm
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    LOL ASSRAPE AND FIRST