ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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