I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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