listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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