I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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