I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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