Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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