he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
do nipples grow back?
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