It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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