can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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