I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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