You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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