Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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