kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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