What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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