I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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